AISubs v3.7
RYO~!
We each have 5 dolls, see?
Maybe we've been calling him 'long' for awhile.
Because we're 'half-half.'
- We've reached 'half-half.' - Oh, yeah.
- I might get 0, too. - I got 0, too.
So I'll keep them around here.
But I think Ryo will be in a situation where I can easily get them.
I think they'll be in a really good relationship.
- I see. - You two...
- We'll be in a difficult situation. - It'll be bad if I get them.
Yeah, that'd be bad.
First question!
Who do you think is the cutest character?
What?!
Hey!
Characters are different!
So you can make your own choice.
Are you ready?
- Yes! - Yes!
Let's start with Mushi.
Matthew Kowalski!
- I see. - I see.
I don't know much about him.
- I agree with you. - Pikachu!
Yeah.
One of my memories.
DD Kong!
- Oh! - That's nostalgic!
I see.
When I stayed at Ryo's house,
Tetsuya, Ryo and I played 64's...
Oh! That's nostalgic!
Donkey Kong!
Oh!
We played that game, but Tetsuya and I didn't know how to play.
So Ryo and I went to arms.
- Yeah. - Hahaha!
I forgot what I wanted to say.
- I'm getting old. - I'm getting old.
I forgot what I wanted to say.
- I'm getting old. - I'm getting old.
I totally forgot!
- So, here's the answer. - Yes!
Snoopy!
Oh!
- That's not it! - Hey!
- That's not it! - That's not it!
- I never heard of it! - What is Snoopy,
- I never heard of it! - who you like so much?
Isn't that my man?
- I'm f**ked up. - Yeah.
Stop it! Stop it!
- Question four! - Yes!
If you could only ask one artist until you died, who would it be?
- Huh?! - Wow!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- This is hard!
- I don't know. - I don't know.
Maybe everyone has the same possibility.
- Starting with Yumemaru! - Queen!
- Ah! - Ah!
- There's one. - There is.
- But... - Beatles.
- That's right! It's Beatles. - Oh!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Okay, here's the answer. - Yes!
- Beatles. - Wow!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Beatles! - Yes!
- I can't believe it! - It happens to everyone. - It happens to everyone.
- I have a question for you. - Yes. - The third question is...
If you could become zero years old with your present memory, what would you do?
- Huh? - Huh?! - Well... I don't know...
- I'm a guy who has no influence on erotic things. - Ah...
- I can't think of anything, so it makes me want to think about it. - Ah...
- If I were an iron king, I'd do whatever I want. - Hey! - Hahaha!
- That's weird!
- Let's start now!
- The youngest YouTuber. - Ah...
- What do you think it is? - An overseas band.
- Ah! - Ah!
- If I were a woman for a moment... - Hahaha!
- For a moment... - Ah, I see!
- I'd let you kill me for a moment. - Hahaha!
- Here's the answer!
- I'd do YouTube and just make money.
- Huh?! - Oh! - This is it!
- Isn't it correct? - Yes! - I see.
- You're correct! - Thank you! - I did it!
- I see. - People say you're cute.
- Yes, yes. - That's true. - That's true.
- There are a lot of people who say you're cute. - Hahaha!
- Why are you suddenly showing your hair? - Hahaha!
- People say you're cute... - Hey!
- Hahaha! - What's wrong with you?!
- Next question! - Yes!
- If you could go back in time, what kind of recklessness would you like to do?
- Ah, I see. - Recklessness...
- Recklessness of having fun.
- I'm usually a little happy-go-lucky person. - That's right!
- I'm scared. - You're scary. - Hahaha!
- What is it? - I think it's recklessness of being curious and thinking.
- Recklessness... - So, do you want me to teach you how to be reckless?!
- Yes! - Diving on the road with a spray gun.
- Oh! - Oh! - That's too reckless!
- That's definitely reckless! - You'll die!
- The sky!
- Human lotion curling on the roof of a building. - That's reckless!
- Super reckless! - Simply...
- Flying from a high place in the world. - Hahaha!
- Recommendation battle against people who own a water jet.
- Hahaha! - This is the correct answer!
- Hmm...
- Risking your life for an auction.
- Ohohoho!
- That's scary! - You're scary!
- You're a skeptic. - You're scared of it!
- I'm curious of what my opponent will do.
- Will you make me mad now?
You mean I can kill you now, right?
Yeah, you can kill me.
I don't want you to kill me because you think I'm scary.
It's highly likely that you'll buy me 10,000 yen.
I'm an adult, so I won't kill you.
Next is a chance question.
Yes.
What is your favorite month?
I'm sure you've heard me say it many times.
You're good at this.
I'll say it at once.
August.
I think I'll say May.
May?
I thought you'd say summer, but you said it was hot.
No, but you know...
I like the quiet feeling of winter,
I like the quiet feeling of autumn.
They call me that kind of people.
Die! Why do you have that image?
- I'll say the answer. - Okay.
December.
Why?!
It's December.
- Why?! - It's hot in summer, so I don't like it.
It's close to summer in spring, so I don't like it.
- It's cold. - I like it colder.
- Why?! - What?!
Are you stupid?!
We're packed with all kinds of events in December.
But we're going to celebrate our birthdays in the future,
and we're going to celebrate New Year's Day, and we're going to get depressed.
So I think we'll be like that.
- We're still young. - That's right.
- I was showing you the miso soup. - Shut up.
Next!
What is the most important thing?
- Because it's "things." - Because it's "things."
- "Things." - "Things."
- That's right. - That's amazing.
- That's why it's so expensive. - What is that?!
- It's like a memory, right? - That's right.
There's no way that's true!
- Okay, please go ahead, Yuma. - Cars!
- But that's... - It's annoying to talk about it, isn't it?
- When it's gone... - That's...
Hey!
If you think you might lose your car, don't say things like that!
Ouch!
Even if you have a car, you don't need a driver's license.
That's what you can do at school.
You can't do that.
You're not the kind of person who would say things like that.
- So I think you're a graduate student. - No, no, no!
- You don't have this. - I'm shocked at myself.
- If you burn this, you'll get mad. - I don't have it.
I'm not sure if it's "that" or "the king of corruption."
The king of corruption.
Okay, here's the answer!
The most important thing is a watch.
- Hey! - Whoa!
- Hey, I thought about it! - I thought about it, too!
- I see, it's a memory. - I see, it's a memory.
- This question was a little difficult. - It's difficult, but I'm sure it's a watch.
- I loved it. - I remember we shot it with Sakuchan last time.
- I'm gonna burn all of you. - I'm gonna destroy your car.
- Next! Complex! - This was a quick one.
- Yeah, it was fast. - It was the fastest. - I'm getting nervous.
- Yeah. - I don't like it when you say things like that.
- Okay, Misaka, go ahead. - I'm sure it's something different.
- I'm not worried about it. It's something I can't study. - I want it.
- I wish I was better at reading and drawing. - No, reading is gross.
- It's gross. - It's gross.
- I'm not sure, so I'll say "voice". - Oh.
- But I like that part of it. - Yeah.
- The answer is... - Yes?
- "I can't say anything". - Oh!
- I can't say anything. - I don't want to hear people talking.
- Maybe it's because you're a YouTuber. - And I don't want to make a loud voice.
- Maybe it's because we're in a good environment. - There are only three questions left.
- I'm curious if you know more than three questions. - No, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't always matter.
- Next! "What animal do you hate the most?" - Oh!
- You answered it pretty quickly, didn't you? - Yeah.
- There's only one answer! - Wow, Yumemura is really fast.
- Wow! Then you got it. - No, it's definitely this.
- It's definitely Yumemura. - Wow!
- Yumemura seems confident, so let's start with you. - Yes.
- Shut up, woman. - Hahaha!
- It's a little weird, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- "What animal do you hate the most?" - Yes.
- I hate gokiburi, too. - Oh!
- No, no, Yuji hates gokiburi. You're in trouble, Yuji. - Hahaha!
- I'm right here. - Hahaha!
- Here's the correct answer. - Yes.
- Here it is!
- "People you can't talk to". - Wow!
- So close! - No way!
- So that's what it is. - You answered it like this.
- Hahaha! - That's what it is.
- You're so quick-witted. - Hahaha!
- Next question! "What event made you cry most recently?"
- What made me cry? - What made you cry?
- If you were older, you wouldn't know. - I'm sorry.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Please go ahead. - A reunion video with my father who came back from the battlefield.
- Huh? - Hahaha!
- You know, when he came back from America. - I know, I know, I know!
- That's moving. - How old are you?
- Well, it's a common story. Last month, I was too good at singing because I was a chemist. - Hahaha!
- I was moved and cried. - There are women who cry, right? - There are.
- What do you think it is? - No, it's not a cry, it's a laugh. - Hahaha!
- What do you think it is? - Nucleus. - Oh! - Oh! - Hahaha!
- Everyone knows the rule. - Maybe you're counting the rules.
- Well, please tell me the correct answer. - Oh, I heard it.
- How old are you? - Hahaha!
- When I broke up with my girlfriend in the summer. - Oh, I heard it! I heard it!
- If you said it! - Hahaha!
- It's better to date than break up. - Hahaha!
- This is the last question.
- Ryo-san, for you, are they important people in your life? - Yes, that's right.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute. - Hahaha! - What's wrong with you?
- If you could describe Ryo's life in one word, what would you think of yourself? - Well, I think Ryo-kun would probably say yes.
- Then, are you confident in your answer? - Yes! - Go ahead! - Go ahead!
- I think Ryo-kun would say yes.
- "I'm blessed to be on this island." - Oh, I heard you say that.
- "It's a very lucky life for me." I think he would say that. - It's fun! It's just fun!
- On the contrary, I think it's correct. - On the contrary! - Hahaha!
- Jun or Jun? - I'm embarrassed to say it. - Hahaha!
- The correct answer is... - Good! - Hahaha!
- Hey, Japan, you're terrible! - Why is that? - It sounds like Japan, doesn't it?
- I think I laughed the most. - Hahaha! - Good! - Good! - That's a good thing. - That's a good thing.
- So, it's a tie. - It's a tie. - Oh!
- This is a hell of a difference. - Hahaha!
- It can't be helped. - It's a tie.
- Let's ask questions here and answer them in this order.
- If your rent is 10,000 yen per floor, 20,000 yen per second floor, and so on, how many floors do you live in?
- If it's 100 floors, it's 1 million yen. - How many floors do you actually live in?
- 18 floors. - 25 floors. - 12 floors. - The answer is...
- 10 floors! - What?! - Hahaha!
- For example, if you live in 20 floors, you'll live in 20 floors, but...
- There's an upper floor. It doesn't change anywhere.
- It doesn't change anywhere, but if it's 10 floors, you know... - The scenery is...
- It's a shame. - Yes. - Yes.
- Next question! - Yes.
- If you were homeless, where would you live? - Hahaha!
- Where would you live? - There's no hint or anything like that.
- This is a direct answer. - Fumi-san, go ahead.
- A little out of reach. - In front of a station. - Under a bridge.
- Oh! - It's a mess. - The answer is...
- Under a bridge. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- Will we get this question right? - Hahaha!
- The answer is... - Both! - Applause!
- I didn't know I'd get this question right. - Hahaha!
- I hope you learned a lot about me. - Yes.
- I hope we can get along from now on. - Hahaha!
- Hey! - Hey! - Hahaha! - Hey! Don't say that!
- Hey! - Hey!